sardonicheight:

[[seductively does nothing to indicate I’m attracted to you]]

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tickettoheaven:

chafing-nipples:

dangermat:

when bananas rot they secrete stuff that makes other fruit including bananas near them rot faster
that’s so fucked up that is murder suicide
bananas commit murder suicide

that’s pretty fucking metal

I’d say it’s pretty fucking

bananas

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iquitelikeitthatway:

 #i always hated scar when i was little #but now i realize #i am scar 

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Reblog if you’re a girl who likes girls, a boy who likes boys, or a person who believes it shouldn’t matter.

nomatt3rwh4t:

whydoibotheragain:

saygoodbyetothevowsyoumake:

Why hasn’t everybody in the world reblogged this already.

(Source: beliefs-in-make-believe, via ive-learned-to-let-go)

captainport:

i love all of you

i know it’s hard, but you can get through this!

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mudslinginfarmgirl:

I love everything in this

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inked-owl:

Matty Mullins <3

(via thatonebandblog)

keepcalmandlistentoowlcity:

like-a-lovely-jellyfish:

absintheincoffee:

Being wrong has never felt so right. — If Disney Villains Were Gorgeous

Hades please 

NO. I AM NOT ATTRACTED TO YOU. NO.

(via strum-me-a-melody)

circumcisions:

ok kids. im leaving you an essay. twenty pages. single spaced. 12 point times new roman font. one question: “where did you come from, where did you go, where did you come from cotton eyed joe” good luck this is due tomorrow

(via the-enochian-wholock-diaries)

circletines:

no i dont mean faggot as in gay i mean faggot as in you

(via stfuzac)

• white girls on facebook: *uploads selfie with paragraph of lyrics*

thatfunnyblog:

The international symbol for “maybe I’ll make two sandwiches, not sure just yet” 

Funny Stuff you like?

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queencattully:

darrynek:

my parents named their kid after me

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